Popular Breakfast Manufacturer in hot water over new range of parasitic cereals.*

In the ever growing market for food that makes you thinner, Kellogg's have taken a controversial and unprecedented step in producing a line of foods that actually consumes the consumer. Among the new parasitic products in the range you will find the Neon Flea Circus endorsed “Flea Flakes”, along with the so far slightly less popular “Honey-Nut Hookworms”, “Toasted Tapeworms” and “Frosted Fruit'n'Liver-Fluke”.

Kelloggs have refused to be interviewed on the new range or products, stating only “If people would just try them for three weeks, they'll understand. Especially when they loose a dress size, as thats the only reason anyone bothers to eat these days”

Neon Flea Circus were also unavailable to comment, but an anonymous insider (Niall) from the group did mention they were indeed slightly worried that the products would eat their fan base literally from the inside out...