PENNY FINALLY DROPS FOR JAMES BLUNT OVER RHYMING SLANG NAME*
by Jerko Nutlord - NFC* Chief advisor on Vice, Morality and Virtue

James Blunt's record label, Atlanta records, has had a video of a channel 4 interview with the singer pulled from the video sharing website youtube.
The 3 minute video purportedly shows Blunt, 34, coming to the somewhat belated realisation that his surname has become a popular rhyming slang for a part of the female reproductive anatomy. Chanel 4's Vernon Kay spoke to the singer after last month's brit awards. Although the video is not available on either youtube or channel4.com, the NMFlea has managed to obtain a transcript:

VERNON KAY: So James, you failed to win in any of your nomination categories this evening. Bet'ya don't feel so 'beautiful' now eh? eh?

JAMES BLUNT: Ha ha, well there was a lot of really fine talent out there tonight so loosing was almost an honor for me

VK. Hey there are no losers here what with all the booze and birds around, I'll say there are lots of folk here out for a bit of 'James Blunt' eh?eh?

JB: [silence] Why would they want to get me? What did I ever..........oh........[silence]
[END VIDEO]  

Neither James blunt or Atlanta records were available for comment today. It is not known whether or not Blunt will change the title of his upcoming biography: "Inside James Blunt: a journey to my special place" in light of the current revelations.