Picture the scene : You've just bought a new pair of pants. Really nice pants. You're going out that night to show them off to anyone who'll look. Fantastic. Can't wait.
All's going well - everyone thinks your pants are the coolest things with two legs that they've seen in years, when disaster strikes. Oh no, you just sat down on a chair that had a huge pork pie on it!
The pants are ruined, along with your reputation. Things can't get any worse.

Enjoy Pork Pies Responsibly