Dan-a-grams
A jumble of letters pertaining to truths, half truths and outright lies about Dan...

Dan admits to only three vices - drinking, smoking and playing the blues. The band have seen many more.

So grievously upset was Dan by the loss of his first true baby teeth that he still has the tooth fairy on his "Vengance list".*

His latest triumph in the design and synthesis of ungodly creatures is affectionately named DeafNut™

Dan didn't, hasn't and probably won't, even if he's asked nicely, thank you very much.