Brian-Teasers
4 things that are difficult to say about Brian

Brian can and will; unless he's previously unable to dispose of an otherwise engagement.

Brian gets up to alot in his spare time, though the most time consuming and consistently rewarding has to be translating popular works of pornography into Braille.

His ground breaking innovation of one handed Braille could be considered his single most triumphant moment in a long and illustrious career.

Brians job in the band is twofold - he keeps our asses supplied with grooves, and our heads supplied with booze. He does both very well.